Kids say the darnedest things.

Having lived in the South for over 20 years now, I've heard a lot of interesting idioms... But this is a new one: Yesterday Hannah did a fabulous job cleaning up the playroom at Grandma's house (both hers and her brother's toys) and she was very excited to show all of us the results of her labor. So she was chattering as we all dutifully went in for an inspection, and she says (I kid you not!) "It's clean as a butterfly's neck!"

What??? ROFL